Blogger Solves Cucumber Problem ... Almost

A blogger named BlogDog at the Pugs of War web site thinks he's solved the problem:

I believe they could save the trouble of putting condoms on the cucumbers simply by using seedless cukes in the first place.

Mmm, good point there, BlogDog. Seedless cukes, good. That would take care of the pregnancy part of the problem.

Unfortunately the poor cucumber would still be vulnerable to infection.

But keep thinking, you're on the right track.